January 2012
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modernwelfare:
where do i buy life size cutouts of celebrities i want someone to spend new years with
December 2011
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Seems like a cooking day.
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The Dopeness
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Just made some dark chocolate crepes with cheesecake creme filling and a cherry topping for everyone at my mom’s house.
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My sister just told me she doesn’t know who Ryan Gosling is. She’s 19.
Holidays In The Future
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Every time i invite him over to hang out I get so excited because I really like him and he’s one of few that I actually trust. But the actual spending time together is pretty much mediocre. Maybe it’s because I’m finally getting kind of what I want and it’s not really what I had hoped for? I’m probably always just thinking about the negative stuff. I mean, he...
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Ryan Murphy saying Violate is over for good.
Expectation:
“It was cute while it lasted!”
Reality:
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I was going to have a bunch of sex but then I took...
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lead singer: this song goes out to anyone whos ever been told theyre not good enough an-
audience member: yOURE FUCKING HOT. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES. TOUCH WHERE I PEE.
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I’m done with finals. That means I get to go veg out at my mom’s house in Lakewood and make chocolate crepes and play skyrim and hang out with people that I love.
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Anonymous asked: When you spell "exercises" with an "o" it makes it more like exorcism. That would make me mad at 10:30 too.
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Listening to Sparta makes my life whole again